My ribs are a crooked landmark. [[GOOGLE->google search]] it.

#GOOGLE (force-input-box:"=XX=",1,"crooked rib cage") #[[search->PEOPLE ALSO ASK]]

#People also ask : [[What are ideal body proportions?->What are ideal body proportions?]] [[Is uneven rib cage common?->Is uneven rib cage common?]] [[What is a shifted rib cage?->What is a shifted rib cage?]] [[Was I born wrong?->Was I born wrong?]] [[Who will ever love my crooked ribs?->Who could ever love my crooked ribs?]]

#Is uneven rib cage common? --- ''6 comments'' -No one else in the world has uneven ribs! -You're a freak, freak! -Everyone else is so symmetrical and hot. -You wish you could be like them, like yeah. -You'll never be young and hot with ribs like that! -Look in the [[mirror.]]

You think your ribs are shifting? That's the [[portal]] opening.

Yeah, blame it on gestation. You should [[call->call your mother]] your mother.

#Who could ever love my crooked ribs? --- You said you wanted to see me and that felt like love and then I never saw you and that felt like love too. (align:"<==")+(box:"===XXXXX==")[I wanted to tell you this whole thing was a sign. ] I’m so in touch with the synchronicities, they’re so real and personal to me: butter yellow and your name everywhere. I love it when the signs feel like forever. It makes me feel like I’m a video game character. (align:"<==")+(box:"===XXXXX==")[“They don’t know I grew up in a gamer household.” ] I’m gamified. I live within the vision. It’s so potent when you think the world is on your side, when it feels like it’s all about me. It’s all about me! Why did you make consciousness so self-centered? Because it feels like the moon is following me. Let go of the ego and then reward me for being an observer, reward me for jumping in the river and not cutting up my feet because I’m honoring what I love, attention over control, smooth stones beneath. (align:"<==")+(box:"=XX=")[Love is seeing each other from across the street.] Every time I walk down gates I’ll think of you, until I don’t. And you probably don’t even think of me, but what if you did it sweetly? (align:"<==")+(box:"==XXXXX===")[Do you know how sweetly I think of you? ] I'm in love with the signs. You said you wanted me so bad and that felt like love, a rare mood, and the sky was cherry red in a bloody kind of way and I couldn’t stop thinking. The sky was so red and I took a picture, but it showed up orange. Please tell me to look in the [[mirror.]]

#What are ideal body proportions? --- The secret to a //sexy// torso is (partly) in the ribs! If rib number 10 (inflection point on the torso) is significantly narrower than number 6 (which lines with your nipple), it helps promote //irresistable// curves. --- Not sure if you have a sexy wasitline? [[Ask your boyfriend!]] I want to focus on the belly today, the sexy belly code: nice long expanse of flesh sucking his helpless eyeballs to it, like a space shuttle caught in a tractor beam. The difference is very subtle. The truth you can flatten. Bummer! You need to have a great face too. Instead of bikini shopping, hit the ski slopes. Exploit the desire for this dainty potential. --- *After Dr. Cate //With over two decades of clinical experience and expertise in genetic and biochemical research, Dr. Cate can help you to reverse metabolic disease and reshape your body.//

#Hi, Mom. [[I keep forgetting stomachs aren't supposed to be concave.]] [[I miss you.]] [[Did you see that dress I sent you?]]

''mom:'' You can’t miss me, I’m right here. I'm right in your ribs. Mothers are stored in the ribs. Didn't they teach you that in school? (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[''you:'' No, but now my chest feels tight.] ''mom:'' Have you tried grounding yourself? (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[''you:'' I've never been grounded in my life.] ''mom:'' I think you'd feel better if the ground was holding you. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[''you:'' I want the whole world to hold me.] ''mom:'' Yeah. [[HANG UP]]

''mom:'' Grandma doesn’t have her wedding dress!!! She donated it a couple of years ago. I just asked her. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[(align:"==>")+(box:"X=")[''you:'' Why on earth would she do that? ] ] ''mom:'' When I asked why she said I don't know. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[(align:"==>")+(box:"X=")[''you:'' Classic.]] ''mom:'' I told her you wanted to wear it. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[(align:"==>")+(box:"X=")[''you:'' That's okay.] ] ''mom:'' Grandma said it was on the top shelf of the linen closet and she debated getting rid of it and said sorry. I want to cry. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[(align:"==>")+(box:"X=")[''you:'' I’m sorry.]] ''mom:'' Yeah. [[HANG UP]]

''mom:'' Bellies need to be fed. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[''you:'' I've been eating a bagel everyday.] ''mom:'' Good. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[''you:'' It doesn't feel good.] ''mom:'' At least you didn't eat 7 pads of butter at dinner. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[''you: ''Who did that?] ''mom:'' Your great aunt. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[''you:'' Why?] ''mom:'' I don't know, but apparently they're better cold. (align:"==>")+(box:"=X")[''you:'' Yeah.] [[HANG UP]]

Look in the [[mirror.]]

you: Is my waistline sexy? boyfriend: If you have to ask... you: So, no? boyfriend: LOL no. Look in the [[mirror.]]

The portal is so open right now, it's insane. The portal wants you to live simply with your crooked ribs. The portal wants you to find a rock that reminds you of your mother. The portal wants you to make sunday dinner and tell people you love them. The portal is so simple, how are you not getting it? Look in the [[mirror.]]

(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[(align:"<==")[ (align:"=><=")[(text-style:"mirror")[it's so simple]]]]

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